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«If young love is just a game then i must have missed the kickoff»
«If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.»
«If you can't convince them, confuse them.»
«If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates»
Author: Howard Zinn
(Author, Historian, Political activist, Professor)
| About:
Funny,
Politics
| Keywords:
candidates, intended, vote
«If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?»
«If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?»
«If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.»
Author: Winnie the Pooh
| About:
Cute,
Funny
| Keywords:
ear, fluff, fluffed, listening, patient, piece, small person, small talk, talking to
«If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.»
Author: Elbert Hubbard
| About:
Arguments,
Funny
| Keywords:
arguments, names, name calling, vile, viler, vilest
«If you ever have to steal money from your kid, and later on he discovers it's gone, I think a good thing to do is to blame it on Santa Claus»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
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Funny
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Better Late Than Never, blame, Claus, Clauses, discovers, Good Thing, kid, later, later on, Santa, Santa Claus, steal
«If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.»
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