«The kind of power mothers have is enormous. Take the skyline of Istanbul - enormous breasts, pathetic little willies, a final revenge on Islam. I was so scared I had to crouch in the bottom of the boat when I saw it.»

«Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.»

«The New Women! I could barely recognize them as being of the same sex as myself, their buttocks arrogant in tight jeans, openly inviting, breasts falling free and shameless and feeling no apparent obligation to smile, look pleasant or keep their voices low. And how they live! Just look at them to know how! If a man doesn't bring them to orgasm, they look for another who does. If by mistake they fall pregnant, they abort by vacuum aspiration. If they don't like the food, they push the plate away. If the job doesn't suit them, they hand in their notice. They are satiated by everything, hungry for nothing. They are what I wanted to be; they are what I worked for them to be: and now I see them, I hate them.»

«Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.»

«Paradise can be found on the back of horses, in books and between the breasts of women.»

«People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.»

«My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.»

«Nature that framed us of four elements, warring within our breasts for regiment, doth teach us all to have aspiring minds.»

«Samantha: Give me my chart. I'm going to find some woman doctor, some hot woman doctor, who understands what this [female parts] is all about.Doctor: I just meant statistically.....Samantha: You're lucky to have touched my breasts.»

«That which in mean men we entitle patience is pale cold cowardice in noble breasts.»