The other night I was takin the trash out. I heard ol' Bessie, my cow carryin on like there was a snake in her pin. I ran over and I said "Bessie, you best hush up!" That's when I seen it. It was a round hunk of metal flyin through the sky. At first I thought it was the top of my grain bin. That's where I've been keepin my manure that I use on …showed first 75 words of 416 total…

…showed last 75 words of 416 total…must've realized how big my shotgun was cause they got back in their ship and took off for the sky. Everything's been pretty normal since then, except my wife, Bell, got meaner `cause I make her pull the plow now. I know them danged ol' aliens will be back cause I didn't have any diesel in my tractor and they'll never be able to go anywhere with it on empty. I'll be ready for `em.