As you drive down the road, on your way to work or a special appointment, you will more than likely read 75 percent of the road signs. Have you ever been so bored that you really think about what the signs mean? As I was driving through town the other day, I was reading some road signs, and I came across one particular sign that said "Slow Children at play." The first time it ran through …showed first 75 words of 457 total…

…showed last 75 words of 457 total…workers they are never working. They are always standing around holding shovels and looking busy, or smoking cigarettes and not caring if they look busy. I don't know why my mind makes me interpret things in this manner, knowing that they mean something totally opposite of my interpretation. But that just goes to show some things need to be better explained to let people get better renditions out of them, so they won't get satirized.