Xander Harris Speech He's a lanky fellow, dark-haired and self-effacing. He uses sarcastic humor to hide his insecurity (no one's told him it doesn't work). Even when he's being chased by a 100 feet serpent, he still manages to find the humor in the situation. He's been in a complicated love triangle and lives to tell about it. A friend, lover and slayerette......He's Xander Harris. Good afternoon/morning Ms. Rosteing and fellow students. As you …showed first 75 words of 717 total…

…showed last 75 words of 717 total…of the time, and he's the best friend a person could have. In other words, he's the best character on Buffy, in my opinion, and is portrayed by an awesome actor. With his nutty and witty lines like "I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away" or "It's funny how the earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to", who CAN'T love this adorable character?!