How to Impress a Woman !WARNING! Women are fickle things. Yet one day every man desires one in his life. Take these suggestions, and become a successful chick-magnet. Every man has his own variations, but here are the basics. We men have been defined as creatures that spend our first nine months struggling to get out of one woman and the rest of our lives striving to get into as many others as possible. A …showed first 75 words of 1076 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1076 total…amp;gt;DON'T talk wistfully about how many children you'd like to have... 6)<Tab/>If it's a blind date, DON'T compare yourself to anyone famous, looks-wise. 7)<Tab/>DON'T check out other people! 8)<Tab/>DON'T drink too much! 9)<Tab/>DON'T assume that he/she will automatically grab for the check. 10)<Tab/>DON'T jump into the sack!