As my eyes glazed over the crystal clear lake, only one thing came to my mind. The fishing was going to be awesome. After getting to the secluded Lake of the Woods, located in Ontario, Canada, we wasted no time in getting our poles in the water in hopes of catching the big wahnee. I felt enormously optimistic about the fishing trip, since I knew all of the tricks of the trade about fishing. We …showed first 75 words of 875 total…

…showed last 75 words of 875 total…mouth bass, and pike. After using this method for the whole day and only catching a few fish, we had to resort to our last and final plan, drinking. I the wake of our drunken splendor, I realized that we tried every technique that I knew of and only thing we caught was a nice buzz. I then came to the conclusion that fishing was not all skill and experience. It was just plain luck.